Yeah, science!

For the high school chemistry teachers with a midlife crisis brewing, the former students who never did their homework, and anyone who’s ever looked out over an empty stretch of desert and thought, “Yeah, this is where it happens.” Heavyweight cotton, boxy fit, and a purity level of 99.1% pure comfort. Pairs well with an RV, a pork pie hat, and a very questionable business plan.

Tread lightly. Or don’t, it’s a t-shirt.